is a tool Patriots use to battle America's enemies
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The Bush Administration's greatest ally.
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September 12, 2006. The Colbert Report

Fear (patriotic instrument)

  1. a patriotic emotion aroused by the rightful perception of impending danger, an evil plot, pain or panic; whether the threat is real or imagined realer. The feeling or condition that helps to develop into a Patriotic Fervor.
  2. a concern or anxiety that is caused by:
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If you're not scared, you're helping the terrorists. Should you ever be so foolish as to leave your gated community, you'll see what a scary, threatening place the outside world is; It's a hellhole filled with people we don't know who want to take away our money, our guns, and our freedom. The only way we can feel less afraid of losing our freedom is to entrust it to the police, the Department of Homeland Security, and enforcers of the Patriot Act. Only these brave heroes know how to banish our fear, because only they truly understand fear; after all, they trade on it deal with it everyday.

However, this mighty weapon is turned against us when Republicans feel it. [1]

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