Fatties are people with low self esteem who weren't loved when they were children. Fatties eat massive amounts of food (like twinkies, fried chicken, cartons of gravy, sausages, deep fried oil, and other unhealthy FattyMcFatFat foods) for comfort, which makes them fatter, and therefore both bad for the inviromint thing  subjects for amusement. Stephen Colbert was never a fatty, because he was always loved... and can bench-press 800 pounds. (That's like, a billion kilograms for you commies out there.)
Be nice to them like this guy.
Fat women need love to and are known to go crazy and attack cars without it.
Notable Fatties Include Edit
- Michael Moore
- Users of The Internets
- Al Bundy's fat friend, Bob Rooney (see photo, at left)
- Fat Albert (Gore)
- Rosie O'Donnell
- Hilary Clinton (you have seen her calves, haven't you?)
- Ed Asner
- 1001 uses for Flabs of Fat
- Fat People to become renewable source: Coming Soon "Soylent Fatty"
- UK government to protect endangered species of fat
- Fat lady eats attacker
- Fat People has big bones
- The South Will Fat Again!
- How fatties continue to threaten America's security
- Series of Tubes to be cleansed of fattiness
- eat it, healthier slim and fit people who will live to see their 90s!
- Taft for 2012!