Father Bob Maguire

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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Father Bob Maguire
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!
Father Bob Maguire
is a Traitor
And will soon feel the wrath of a vengeful Baby Jesus.


Water is fine if it's used to bless a stack of Barbra Streisand records, huh, pops?

"Father" Maguire is some kind of freakshow:

When faced with a little less rain, Australian farmers have done what farmers have done for 6,000 years: pray to Our Lord and Savior for whatever their kind is allowed to have.

Every Sunday, Australian farmers of every stripe leave their plows to drive miles and miles to kneel in an air conditioned church for a day of silent reflection.

"Father" Maguire, however, has abandoned The One True Church and joined the cult of Al Gore. Just before sodomizing a sheep, 2 alter boys and a herd of wallabys, "Father" Maguire informed his parishoners that prayer is:

"'pointless'...we have to be prepared to work on finding solutions to the problem ourselves."

The hater continued:

"I don't believe God will always do what we ask him"

Of course he won't; you're not American!

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