Everything's fast when it comes to fast food! It's prepared fast, you eat it fast, and it passes through your system very fast! Why? Because Americans don't have time to dawdle when it comes to eating.
Famous Fast food franchises Edit
- McDonalds: The apostrophe isn't the only thing missing - just ask the clown about his sanity.
- Burger King: home of the creepy manic depressive plastic giant.
- Wendy's: a Feminazi who thinks she makes better burgers than the rest of the guys.
- KFC: home of The South and Fried Chicken. There is no truth that the Colonel had slaves, that's a vegan-liberal lie!
- Little Caesar's: He was killed by Little Brutus'.
- Taco Bell: anyone for a tiny Mexican dog taco?
- Colbertaco: putting the rant in immigrant.
- ↑ Would you like your lower intestines with that, sir?
- ↑ Unless they happen to be those rich, conniving liberals.
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