Are you Ready for Competition?
Score is kept for each player for every episode. Each episode one viewer is pitted against another with the highest scorer receiving a win and the loser receiving a loss. The best two records at the end of the season are pitted against each other in the Colbert Bowl. Not to be confused with the Stephen Bowl trivia contest. Which is for the Colbert Fantasy League.
1. Get Nailed Edit
5 nailings --thisniss 08:27, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
2. Word?!? Edit
Each episode players draft letters a-z and A-Z if a player drafts the letter that begins that night's Word that player receives an extra 6 points.
R --thisniss 08:27, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
3. FCL DraftEdit
Each episode players draft the crew of the Report. A player receives 3 extra points for every drafted player that is mentioned on the show, another 3 points if that crew member speaks on the show, and a final 6 points if that person's image is shown on the screen. ( A possible Total of 12)
Tad (more a wish...) --thisniss 08:27, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
4. Better Know Your DistrictEdit
A player receives 3 points if the better known district for the night is in their state. Get an additional + 6 points if you live in the featured district.
NC's Fightin' 4th (not likely) --thisniss 08:27, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
5. Happy Baby JesusEdit
Each player picks a number 1-10 , a player receives + 12 points if he/she correctly picks the number of references to Our Lord and Savior. If the total number of mentions is greater than 10 every player receives + 12 points.
3 --thisniss 08:27, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
6. Are You Scared Enough?!?Edit
Each player names picks five potential threats and receives 3 points for each, if that threat is named in the show.
Bears, Party Whips (Majority/Minority), Wiis and Means, Communist Catholics (b/c the replacement, "Glemp," is a funny name), Uninspiring Presidential Funerals --thisniss 08:27, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
7. Papa Bear ParadoxEdit
Each player may call papa bear or no. There is no penalty or reward for a no call. If a player calls "Papa Bear" and "Papa Bear" is mentioned in the show that player receives + 13 points, however if a player calls "Papa Bear" and "Papa Bear" is not mentioned a player receives - 13 points.
no --thisniss 08:27, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
Papa Bear! --Chief Reefer 04:32, 19 January 2007 (UTC)