Falkland Islands

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Falkland Islands
has bad teeth and a funny accent because it is British.

The Falkland Islands, which are not full-size British Isles. They're like mini-British Isles; the one on the left is Ireland, and then on the right is Great Britain, and that George Island thing can be Britain.

The Falkland Islands are a small state within the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. Despite their size, they are incredibly important. They are so incredibly important that Argentina tried to steal them by sending a fleet of warships and troop transports all the way up to the North Atlantic to conquer them from the British for no apparent reason. Then Margaret Thatcher bombed the crap out of them (with a little help from Brit Para & Marine steel as well). This war has been commonly cited as Pink Floyd's favorite war.

Falkland Islands TriviaEdit

  • People from the Falkland Islands are called Falkish.
  • Stephen Colbert does not like the Falkland Islands, but he still wouldn't want Argentina to have them.
  • The Falkland Islands are exempt from being in the Southern Hemisphere.

Hey, where the hell is
Falkland Islands???
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!

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