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Faith Based Initiatives
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!


Faith Based Initiatives are opportunities for Real Americans to get their share of government funding normally reserved for Chicago-style politicians and New York City construction firms.

Under BushEdit

Jesus loves these initiatives!!Edit

These initiatives are not to be challenged by taxpayers! Leave it to those penny pinching, dollar-on-a- string liberals to cut out the middle God in their neverending quest embarrass The Greatest President! This is just more evidence that they can't see the Forest for the rich logging rights. The President has gone out of his way to create more poor people than any other sitting Commander In Chief in modern history. He does so to better support the Churches, who in turn attempt to support the poverty stricken masses of our country through the best and most faithful initiatives of all time.

What's next, will you sue The President if he uses his taxpayer funded motorcade to Church on Sunday?

Under ObamaEdit

The horror!

Obama's going to use the office to help the poor the vaginaed and worst of all the dark!

How ever shall we survive?

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Supreme Court hears arguments in faith-based initiative case

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