FIFA: Acronym for International Federation of Association Football. Real Americans call it IFAS. FIFA is a terrorist organization meant to harbor one of America's greatest enemies...soccer. FIFA was created by gay Mexican communist flag burning bears in 666 A.D. as a way to join up their evil empire and defeat freedom. FIFA headquarters are base in the French city of Zurich, home to the radical Islamic movement.
The World CupEdit
Every 4 years, as part of the rest of the world's Olympics. This World Cup as it is called is rumored to occur during the summer, but exact dates are not known.