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Sarkozy is a millionaire because he invented the gold bling bling.

Which explains why his biggest fan is Barack Obama, the President of the United States of America.

But trees are worth more than gold.

Europe is no country for Kia. The penalty for Kia is death.

The White House black market must be extinguished.

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