America's besterist law enforcement agency.
History of the FBIEdit
- 1492: FBI founded by demons in order to fight alien bears.
Who The FBI Can InvestigateEdit
- just about anyone, jurisdiction can be negotiated
Who The FBI Cannot InvestigateEdit
Influence on America's FreedomsEdit
Has prevented the invasion of illegal space martians from entering our world and stealing our jobs. Has influenced more people to sit in front of their televisions for longer because of their propaganda shows such as C.S.I. Miami and Law and Order.
- FBI finally catches Deep Throat!
- FBI celebrates 100 years of diversity
- FBI discovers amazing way to capture Terrorists!
- FBI to deport Terrorist
- America's education works again!
- Pinko commie spy finally captured!
- FBI's bureaucracy keeping America safe
- FBI finds new evidence that Liburals are terrorists
- Terrorist group declares victory against the FBI: Liburals cheer
- FBI Aces Test: Gathers Intelligence to pass libural test
- FBI captures dangerous terrorist
- New Evidence: NPR is a terrorist organization
- FBI uncovers sekret mooslim society
- FBI's anti terror training leaked! The mooslims know that we are unto them!