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The F-14 Tomkat was the workhorse jet fighter of the United States Navy until its retirement from service in 2006. It is now the workhorse jet fighter of the Iranian military.
The jet was developed by top $cientologists under the direction of L. Ron Hubbard. It's nickname is in honor of the holy union foretold by L. Ron between the Christ of Scientology, Tom Cruise, and his mate-for-an-undisclosed-sum-of-cash, Katie Holmes.
The F-14 has the ability to go canopy to canopy with enemy aircraft while supersonic, inverted and flipping off their pilots.