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White House
is the cabinet post or job
of the United States of America

Like the wardrobe in Narnia, opening the door to the Presidential Cabinet reveals a world of wonder!

The President's Cabinet
Presidential Cabinet
Department Responsibilities Secretary
Department of Agriculture In charge of Manuel, the White House Gardener Secretary Mike Johanns
Department of Commerce Keeps track of the number of shopping days left 'till Christmas. Secretary Carlos Gutierrez
Department of Defense Protects us from EVIL! Secretary Robert Gates
Department of Education Not sure...something with books. See also Office of Christianity, a Sub-Department of the Department of Education Secretary Margaret Spellings

Under-Secretary of Virginality Dr. James Dobson

Department of Energy Makes the coffee. Secretary Samuel W. Bodman
Department of Health and Human Services In charge of the hookers. Secretary Michael O. Leavitt
Homeland Security Stops terrorists by throwing large barrels of money at them. Secretary Michael Chertoff
Department of Housing and Urban Development Also known as Department of Hip-Hop. Secretary Alphonso Jackson, Insane Clown Posse
Department of the Interior In charge of the White House cleaning staff. Secretary Dirk Kempthorne
Torture Has ways of making you talk! Attorney General Alberto Gonzales
Department of Labor Makes babies! (Except for its Secretary, who was too busy "serving" the Greatest President - EVER!) Secretary Elaine Chao hearts Mitch McConnell. How gross is that?
State In charge of insulting foriegn people. Secretary Condoleezza Rice
Department of Transportation Keeps the van gassed up! Deputy Secretary Maria Cino
Department of Treasury Counts the money. Secretary Henry M. Paulson, Jr.
Department of Veterans Affairs No duties under this administration. Secretary Jim Nicholson

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Cabinet Rank Members

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