Sexy Jesus coming to an evangelical church near you, baby!

Evangelical Christianity spreads the truthiness about their version of God's will as the one and only true way. Those other bozos following the fat guy and the cows are really way off! Evangelical Christians feel with their gut that the Bible was written by Jesus in American - eat it Jews.

The headquarters of Evangelical Christianity is Colorado Springs, Colorado where Dr. James Dobson's Focus on the Family organization has its headquarters. In case of a nucular holocaust, there is a nice big bunker tunneled into the nearby mountains for Evangelicals to escape into and then return and re-populate the Earth with a master race of truthiness babies just like the Lebensborn children of Germany.

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