Ethiopia is an axe-shaped land where everybody is starving, but the rest of the world doesn't usually bother to worry about it because Ethiopia is probably just a far-left conspiracy theory designed to distract people from the outstanding success of the Iraq War.
Ethiopia in Somalia Edit
Being reliable belivers in God and Jesus of Navareth, Ethiopia can be relied upon to hunt and kill Moo slims in Somalia where Blackhawk Down was filmed or in Eritrea where Haile Selassie proudly looked after his people and his weed.
All ethiopians are over six feet tall. Most weigh under fifty pounds. Despite this, they are happy as can be. Liberal commies like to talk about how they're starving; when in reality their diet consits of flies, toads, gnats, and rocks. Malaria infested water is actually a crucial part of their diet as well. This keep them supermodel thin. They are some of the happiest people on earth.
^^Never have I read such tripe.