Eternal Lake of Fire
is evil and impure.
The Baby Satan and The Baby Muhammed feed on this stuff!

The Eternal Lake of Fire is one of the premiere attractions in Hell. It's really hot there and sinners will burn, burn, burn there for all eternity. Either that, or it's one of the horrible things that happen during the 1000 Years of Christ's dominion over Satan before the final battle and the new Heaven and new Earth. I should probably look that up - I'm not as tight with my Revelations as I ought to be.

But the point is, I don't gotta worry about it because I am washed in the Blood of the Lamb. Sinners, on the other hand, look out!

Representative Pete Stark is Chairman of the Committee on Ways and Means for the Lake of Fire. It is probable that, like the House Committee on Ways and Means, the Lake of Fire Ways and Means Committee is intent on making The Greatest President Ever look like a cheapskate. Also like its American counterpart, Eternal Lake of Fire will probably exhaust its medicare reserves by 2019.

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