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I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!
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drives on the wrong side of the road, and carries a man purse.
Must be European.

Estonia Edit

A small Baltic country in the center of godless socialism. It is usually refered by countries of the region as a slow bastard cousin of Latvia and Lithuania. Estonia has a large population of bears that on regular basis cross over from Russia.

Estonia, as you may know, is not a real country. Many Estonians spend their dark winters exploring tubes of the Internets, and have held World's first election over the Internets. Due to the littleness of the population, Estonia's Internets tubes were not clogged with ballots.

Estonia is a member of The NATO, but like most of America's "allies" in that organization, they have proven to be Frenemies of late. They showed this by joining the EU in 2004, along with Latvia and Lithuania. Joining the EU made Estonia a pinker country and greatly disapointing our beloved leader, The Greatest President Ever. Some even say that this move made The Baby Jesus cry.

Estonians think less with their gut, and more with their brain, which is also a great disapointment to our beloved leader. That said, Estonians are still a little bit slow compared to other Baltic countries, not as good as Latvians, but much more better than Belorussians, which are technically not part of the Baltic, because of their landlocked status. Afghanistan is also landlocked.

Due to the Estonians' lack of truthiness in the mid 1990's, Stephen Colbert teamed up with a crack team of American super heroes to rid the country of their horrendous overlord, Kalle Lasn. Lasn was then banished to Canada, where he remains in hiding. He is suspected to be the leader of the anti-capitalist "Adbusters" terrorist organization.

Estonia wasn't always the purse-carrying, wrong-side-of-the-road-driving country it is now. It was once a fearfilled country, controlled by the godless Soviet Union. The Soviet representative in Estonia was none other than General Smitty Von Scruples. He was the evil mastermind who was once believed to have solved one villages' poverty problem by giving each citizen a monkey. It didn't do anything to help poverty but the town formed a circus and started up what is now known as the Cirque de Soleil.

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