Eskimos are nothing but ice Mexicans who live in igloos in the snowy (for now) terrain of Canada and/or Alaska.

Eskimos are known for their special kissing technique and for subsisting on every single portion of their neighbors, the whales.

Eskimos own none of their own land nor any of the oil beneath it, the fish which will be swimming through it or the minerals trapped in the soon to be melted ice.

None of this will matter since all their race will not survive into the next generation. Eskimo children are either drunk or high.

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