is something African and thus may or may not be real,
not to pretend that you really care either way. Come on - it's Africa.

Eritrea is a little sliver-shaped country on top of Ethiopia. It is not big enough to be Ethiopia's Canada, so instead it is just Ethiopia's toupee.

Classic Eritrean Jokes Edit

Hey, Birhane, what are you looking at? My exit.

Hey, Birhane, why do you have diarrhea? The stew was too fresh.

Hey, Birhane, please don't throw stones. Use sticks.

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