Erik Prince
is a Great American and deserves your adoration!
America loves you, Erik Prince
Erik Prince
will one day be a fine addition
to the Greatest Corporation of All--FOX!!!

Mr. Erik Prince, American Extraordinaire!

The founder and Supreme Leader of Blackwater USA, an American corporation under the holding of Prince Group, which Erik also serves as the decider for. He has brought the free market to Operation Iraqi Freedom. His reputation is so pristine, if the CIA is ever disbanded, Mr. Prince would be the perfect candidate to run the group that replaces it. Whoever they might be.

Service to the Lord Jesus ChristEdit

Erik serves on the board of Christian Freedom International with its president Jim Jacobson. It helps the many persecuted Christian refugees all over the world by sneaking bibles to them. It also works with the Department of State and the greatest First Lady, Laura Bush. Senator Don Nickles also serves with him on the board as an advisor.

Commitment to FamilyEdit

While Erik Prince's wife was dying of cancer, he was fooling around with one of his employees. He got her pregnant and eventually brought her to his wife's funeral. The day after his wife died, she moved in with him and his daughter and son. She is a money grubbing witch who is referred to as "Joanna" by everyone they know. His kids think she is a monster and wish she was dead.

So, Erik Prince has his secrets, which is why he does not give any interviews. He also has more secrets, but that is all for now,

Dedication to the TroopsEdit

Although Erik served in the Navy, he did so as a seal.

Possible Presidential Run in 2012?Edit

Since Erik has his own powerful private army, will he eventually run for the highest office in the land like other military leaders in the past have done?

He's not saying, but he does have support from his men and many religious leaders, so there's no counting him out!

See AlsoEdit

External SourcesEdit

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