Eric Cantor
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 7th" district of the state of Virginia

Eric Cantor - is a representative from the 7th congressional district of Virginia. His wife, Diana, works for a small non-bailout-receiving bank.


Eric's no meshuggenah; he has recommended that Real Americans™ fight back against the socialist threat and created a strategy to reach that end.

Eric is also known for making the hard decisions. America needs more men like Eric.

Eric loves America so much that he has a bet that it will financially implode, making him super rich. You see if you love money, you love America and Eric Cantor is going to make lots and lots of money!

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TGPE2008SOTUv2 This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".
Until Eric Cantor gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" Eric Cantor by unloading your gut onto this page.

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