Enviro Porn

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Enviroporn (abomination)

  1. when global warmtroopers do their dirty business in God's Nature.
Origin: A hippie ritual that happens before what they call "marriage." Usually involves a man and some other forest creature, such as a ficus or a spotted owl. May also involve ropes and hammocks.
Related phenomenon: k-i-s-s-i-n-g

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Wrongheaded “environment friendly” activities. You think you are doing something worthwhile, but you are really just playing with yourself.

Link to Facebook group: Enviro Porn

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