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Eni Faleomavaega
has been interviewed for The Colbert Report's
Eni Faleomavaega
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' At Largers" of American Samoa

Eni Faleomavaega is the Delegate to Congress for American Samoa, the Fightin' Samoa!

He was interviewed for part 3 of the 4 part series Better Know A Protectorate on August 7, 2007.


his name sounds foreign

should anglecize it

fava beans magic volcano

not Easter Island (the one with the giant stone heads) or French Polynesia (blew up Hydrogen Bomb on)

did not blow up nuculer bomb

wants to bomb Catalina Island

no easy way to say please

the Samoan people were conquered

doesn;t vote for 20 years

diff between national and citizen

like the undead

feast on human flesh and roam the night

Samoans don't have a sense of humor

how many Samoans does it take to screw in a lightbulb

one would be sufficient

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