English (people)
has bad teeth and a funny accent because it is British.

The English are people from England who worship The Queen.

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Subsets Of EnglishEdit




They're comfortable anywhere it's cloudy and raining for at least 364 days a year.


Main stapel is tea and toast with jam (you shouldn't know what "jam" is because Americans call it "jelly") . Other things English people are commonly found eating are crumpets and cream puffs.


Hate anything that has to do with dental hygiene.They also feel a strong need to drive on the left side of the road.

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