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The Ronald Reagan Bridge, a victim of Hate America Firsters

Engineers are elitist pricks and radicalized terrorists who think they're hot shots because they know things about bridges and buildings. Not one has ever built a building named after Stephen Colbert (though the bridge is pending).

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