An enemy combatant is a person who has been predestined by God to conduct a life of terrorism and destroying America. God in his infinite prudence will reveal the names of enemy combatants to the Department of Homeland Security, who will in turn collect the enemy combatants and send them to Guantanamo Bay.

Once labelled in this way, a combatant's rights are reduced to the level appropriate for someone who hates America. Combatants in detention are not given access to lawyers, because lawyers will do whatever they are told.

"Enemy Combatant"
is a part of's dictionary, "Watch What You Say". For the full dictionary, click here.

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