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The Emperor's Club V.I.P. is the rich man's Pamela Martin & Associates. They specialize in high class escorts, not whores like those low-class operations.


Emperor's Club provides the highest quality evenings entertainment, so high, clients can choose from a menu of girls rated with diamonds, the more diamonds, the better.

Seven DiamondsEdit

  • Brandy - Brandy can read and has all her teeth

Six DiamondsEdit

Five DiamondsEdit

Four DiamondsEdit

Three DiamondsEdit

Two DiamondsEdit

One DiamondEdit

Seriously, if you want a one diamond girl, you really should consider a boy.


Emperor's Club prices range from a seven diamond girl for $5,000/hour to a one diamond girl for a pack of cigarettes.

Client ListEdit

  • Eliot Spitzer, former governor of New York, better known as Client 9
  • The Duke of Westminster, duke of Westminster in England, better known as Gerald Cavendish Grosvenor or Client 6

See AlsoEdit

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