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The Golden Idol of Hollywood. The Emmy Award is something the Communist whores of
HollywoodBabylon give each other for no particular reason. "The Academy of Television Arts and Sciences" holds their Awards Ceremony (Whore Mass) once a year, and clutter our airwaves with their un-American spectacle. Despite all this the awards are going through a change. This was indicated in 2008 when Stephen finally won.
The "Emmy" Award is a golden idol that was once housed in Babylon and we all know how that turned out. The commies brought their whore to Hollywood in 1949. It was bad enough we couldn't finish celebrating our victory in World War II, but now we had to watch these un-Christian heretics parade their godless paganism on TV every year since.
The Emmy was named after "Epheminata" the SheMale Whore of Babylon. The statue is an exact replica of her statue that graced the Grande Whorehouse of Babylon in 450 B.C.. Tom Cruise looks amazingly similar.
Each year the "Academy" holds an awards ceremony to flaunt their anit-Americanness for all the world to see. The "Academy" nominates 5 performers in several different categories and presents the "winner" of each category one statuette. Usually the least deserving is given the "award" as a show of un-Americanness.
The 2006 Voting ScandalEdit
Within hours of hearing about this travesty of Justice, the True, Freedom-Loving American residents of the Former 50th Congressional District of California surrounded Hollywood. Congresswoman Katherine Harris rode her horse over from Florida and led the fight for a recount of the "Academy's" ballots.
When The Honorable Congresswoman Harris certified the Emmy Recount, Stephen Colbert was awarded his rightful 28 awards.
Congratulations, Stephen! And take that, Godless Sodomites!
Stephen Allows That Manilow Be Awarded The EmmyEdit
Despite the work of all the residents of California's former FIGHTIN' 50TH! and The Honorable Katherine Harris, Stephen Colbert will allow that Barry Manilow be awarded the Emmys previously engraved for Stephen.
However, Manilow, be forwarned: Stephen's "Passionately from the Heart, Songs of Love and Opinion" will win next year, and all those Emmy's will go home with Daddy.
The 2007 Emmy AwardsEdit
On July 19, 2007 at a secret ceremoney held in a Hollywood dungeon at 5 AM, The Colbert Report was nominated for four Emmys: Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Series; Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program; Outstanding Writing For a Variety, Music or Comedy Program; and Outstanding Directing For a Variety, Music or Comedy Program. The show was nominated in each of these categories last year, bringing its total number of nominations to eight.
The Emmys also created some new categories: Greatest Host Ever, Hottest Man Ever, News Stud and Hottest Man in Glasses, in which there was (and will be) only one nominee, Stephen Colbert.
The 2008 Emmy AwardsEdit
Stephen had received three nominations this year; Outstanding Variety or Comedy Program which he lost to John Stewart, Outstanding Host of a Variety Or Comedy program which he lost to Don Rickles & Outstanding Writing for a Variety or Comedy program which he won.
The 2009 Emmy AwardsEdit
But fear not, Stephen got his sweet revenge.
The 2010 Emmy AwardsEdit
Update: Who's Not Honoring Stephen Emmy EditionEdit
New Update: WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Edit
Oh, yeah. Joo Boy got some Emmys too
Also, some hardcore lesbo stole some Emmys as well
The 2011 Emmy AwardsEdit
For the 9th year in a row, The Daily Show wins Outstanding Variety, Comedy, Or Musical Series. As always, we suspect foul play.
The 2012 Emmy AwardsEdit
Or as Stephen Colbert calls it, why bother?