Eminem, is believed to be Chuck Norris' daughter
The Alter EgoEdit
Eminem has an alter ego named Slim Shady. He mostly comes out at night, just around the time when Marshall Mathers makes his every day trip to Burger King and spits on your onion rings. Slim has been seen in daylight only once; in court for hitting a communist with a gun. Slim has been responsible for the rising crime rate of the last 100 years.
In recent years, Marshall Mathers has gained more control over his evil alter ego. He no longer visits Burger King. After making a movie about his black haired nemesis, (8 Mile), Mathers hired the priests from The Exorcist to get rid of Slim Shady for good in 2001. Evidence of the success is seen in his last few albums.