Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. is America's preeminent doctor and truthician. He knows what's best for America and always has America's best interests at heart. People who try to embarrass him are really trying to destroy America. Like everything else in life, anything that embarrasses Stephen (such as the situations, people and objects listed below) anger him as well.
Things That Heroes Should Avoid As They May Embarrass StephenEdit
- Those of His children who are aliens and aren't truthy (or funny)
- Jon Stewart
- Talking about S.T.D.'s
- Asking why he and his wife sleep in separate beds