Elvis Costello
is too drunk to drive himself home...
he must be Irish.
Scandals?! What scandals?!
Bush says lose yourself
to the beat of
Elvis Costello

Elvis Costello (born "Declan Patrick Pippy Go Merry Buttons") is an Irish singer who is seen by many to be a sort of older male Avril Lavigne, but instead of singing about skateboarding he sings about people dying in shipyards. He has been making music for almost 30 years, but nobody noticed until he joined Stephen Colbert in A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift Of All!.


  • "(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love And Understanding"

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