Elizabeth Edwards
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

Wife of the Breck girl, Elizabeth Edwards was a demure Southern Lady lawyer before giving up the fast life to have kids and help her husband, John Edwards, fix his hair after a long day at work.

Author of Saving Graces

July 17, 2008Edit


  • tireless advocate for healthcare and thanks to Dr. Colbert the owner of a new jet ski
  • claims to be ready for her nailing
  • America already has universal healthcare: prayer (That's right you heard it from Doctor Colbert)
  • says the free market has done a lousy job
  • wants to destroy the redundancy industry, perhaps get them to make fours
  • her jet ski has not yet arrived


According with sources Elizabeth Edwards was raptured on December 7, 2010 by an Alien Jesus.

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