Elizabeth Bintliff
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process



West Africa Program Officer for Heifer International.

April 23, 2009 NailingEdit


  • which sends live animals to developing nations, Dr. Colbert believes the last thing these people need is a pet
  • livestock
    • cows, goats, chickens
  • feed themselves, sell the surplus
  • give a man a cow, you feed him for a day
    • teach the man to cow, he can feed himself for a lifetime
  • 50 different species of animals
    • very hard to milk a worm
  • produce manure for crops
  • Daisy the cow
  • in over 15 countries
    • including the US
  • also breed
  • anyone who receives an animal is obligated to give the offspring to others
    • promoting pre-marital cow sex
      • they try to marry the cows off
  • run the countries and cows through the terrorist network before including them in the program

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