Attention All Americans™!
It's time to join Elf'Qaeda
on the right side of The War On Christmas!!!
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Elf'Qaeda to the authorities.


The diminutive minions of the Anti-Claus are a terrorist group known as the Elf'Qaeda.

Don't be fooled by their small stature. Trained in Elfghanistan, these villainous munchkins are well-versed in the arts of terrorism. Beware of their exploding sugar plums and candy cane cannon. Having already extirpated the much-loved Keebler elves and Snap, Crackle and Pop, the Elf'Qaeda will be taking on its most difficult task yet; targeting the US military in the summer of 2010 (provided, of course, that the US still has enough money to maintain any form of defense in the years to come).

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