THIS IS ABOUT THE NERDY ELECTRONIC FRONTIER FOUNDATION (BFF), FOR THE COMMUNIST VERSION, SEE: THIS PAGE
Electronic Frontier Foundation (of BFF for short)
We the NEETizens of the Series of Tubes, in Order to form a more perfect Flame War, establish Memes, insure never-ending hackings, provide free p0rn for the community, promote viral videos, and secure the Blessings of Al Gore to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Net Neutrality for 4Chan.
Words like Pwned and Noob are protected under the First Amendment; even the act of Tea Bagging a fellow player after getting snipped in [Insert Latest and Coolest First Shooter Game Ever] is protected. The act of humiliation a fellow player in the gaming world is considered Free Speech and protected under our Gamer Constitution (you got pwnd, dude).
Americans have the right to bear arms while online. The Series of Tubes is a very dangerous and sick world, which is why I always carry my Paladin Sword of +9 Virtue all times.
Hitler is protected! As well as LOLCatz