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The method by which God powers our consumer goods. It is our god-given right to have as many consumer goods as possible, and as a result god gives us the power to use them.

Blackouts/brownouts are gods modern way of punishing sinful people.

Sometimes when God wants more babies, He will take away the electricity for a night and see what happens.[1]

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