Elaine Pagels
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Elaine Pagels
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!

Why hast thou forsaken Jesus?

Elaine Pagels was Stephen's guest on the April 17, 2007 edition of The Colbert Report.


  • Reading Judas: The Gospel of Judas and the Shaping of Christianity
Elaine Pagels
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!


her next book will be called Benedict Arnold, Father of our Country

another book about wiley coyote beating the roadrunner

Bishop Irenaeus was a chatty cathy

gospels were a cottage industry in biblical times

gospels were a way for people to write themselves into jesus' story as the hero

inherant in sc's belief is others' wrongness

God's market of faithiness (faith is as God feels, much like the market decides what is successful)

Ms. Pagels perverts God's Will the way other people change their underwear.


Gospel of Judas first mentioned by Bishop Irenaeus of Lyon A.D. 180

Judas is the hero in the Gospel of Judas. What a surprise. The other Apostles stone him to death.

Her next book will pull for Wile E. Coyote to catch The Road Runner.

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