El País ("The Pies"Episode #316) is a Spanish newspaper based in Europe's Mexico.
It covers all the world's news in Mexican with a European flair (all the chicks in the ads are topless)
Early in his career, Esteban Colberto worked as a copy boy, or El Copie Muchacho for The Pies.
The only "news" published in this el rag-o hurts America by helping the terrorists. El Pais revealed that The Greatest President Ever called a secret meeting with Spain's Tony Blair, Prime Minister Anzar, in which he told "Brown Tony":
- "We'll be in Baghdad by the end of March"
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He forcefully replied, several times for emphasis,
- “I can assure to Him that I will establish closer relations with our friendly and will plant face whoever to damage to the United States”