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Washington who
To achieve the proper education,
"Edward Teller"
provides All The History You Need To Know.

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God Bless America

Edward Teller was a great American hero.

All You Need To KnowEdit

Invented H-Bombs for world peace. They sure as hell weren't French, bitch.


The Light of God's Creation given off by an H-bomb, all the better to see you with.

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