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An educated person is one who:
- understands the truth by feeling with the gut
- he loves the Baby Jesus
- knows that the Earth was created by God 6000 years ago
- knows that The Bible was originally written in American
An educated person can also: find his country on a world map most of the time; knows a terrorist when he sees one; knows that the Jews control the media; believes in the Flag and what it stands for; knows that scientists are just commie agents set to discredit Intelligent Design; knows that America is God's Country; knows that bears are the greatest enemy to American democracy; gets his news and views from The Colbert Report.
Like everything else, the meaning of the word educated has been perverted by people who hate America. Liberals and members of the Nerd Patrol now consider things like reading books, going to an Ivy-league school, and passing the fourth grade to be parts of being "educated". True Americans know better.
|This Woman represents the future of the GOP and a great example of Real America’s Educashunal system|