is hippie-related, and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.
Stephen Colbert's guts tell him that ecosystems do not really exist, and that if they do, they must be destroyed at all costs as they are Freedom Haters. Ecosystems, like bears, have long been known to be a threat to the American Economy.

The term Ecosystem was created by Charles Darwin, Kurt Vonnegut, and Hitler. It was first written about in the Communist Manifesto.

"People" who support the ecosystem are known as Liberals, Environmentalists, and Al Gore. A Real American will do whatever he can to destroy the ecosystem at all costs.

The best way for a REAL AMERICAN to destroy the ecosystem is by using nucular weapons. Nucular weapons will also destroy bears, liberals, Women, and terrorists.

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