Is totally FUBAR (F##cked Up Beyond All Recognition)
and is shunned by Stephen Colbert and The Baby Jesus

when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!


An ecolonologist deeply involved in his studies.

Ecolonology (v.) eee-KOL-on-al-o-gy First appeared: circa 1975, used by Don King

  1. The introspective study of one's own fecal matter.

Ecolonologist (n.) eee-KOL-on-al-o-jist

  1. A person devoted to the study of their own fecal matter.
  2. A person who wears their own ass as a hat.

The Pocket Analyzer
An essential item in the successful ecolonologists toolkit.

See RelatedEdit

  1. Eco Fag
  2. Liberal
  3. Monkey
  4. SCAT
  5. Dung Beetle

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