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In May, 2007 during a press conference in the Rose Garden, The Greatest President Ever was shat upon by an unidentified bird, which quickly left the scene of the crime. FBI agents surrounded the area, but were unable to capture the suspect. All birds known to have been in a 5 block radius were disposed of in accordance with the PATRIOT Act.
As Patriotic Americans, the heroes are asked to contribute to this page by listing either potential eco-terrorists, or attacks perpetrated by eco-terrorists.