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Eclipse (Biblical retribution)

When Our Father, God, is pleased with us, he allows us to enjoy His creation:

LeftCherubLeftCherubGod made two great lights — the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the starsRightCherubRightCherub
~ The Holy Bible, Genesis 1:16[1]


Whenever we are blinded with rampant homosexuality, abortion and other forms of liberalism, Our Lord will punish us with a special act of smoting:

LeftCherubLeftCherubI will make the Sun go down at noon,
and darken the Earth in broad daylight
RightCherubRightCherub
~ The Holy Bible, Amos 8:9[2]
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Artist's rendition of a "lunar eclipse"

This special form of smoting is called an "eclipse".

Technically there are two types of Elliptical Smoting:

  • Solar Eclipse-day darkening
  • Lunar Eclipse-night darkening

When Our Father darkens the stars that's called smog.







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