Ebonics makes The Baby Jesus sad. Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?
Ebonics is an evil language, spoken by evil people.
Many liberals attempt to defend the language by calling it an off-shoot of English. Besides the fact that this is clearly not true, it wouldn't matter anyway because English is evil as well.
One can assume that all speakers of the language are armed and dangerous, 6'2" African-American males driving stolen Honda Civics down MLK Blvd. high as a kite on drugs, looking for women to rape. (The last part is not so evil.)