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"Earth Liberation Front"
is an Official "Lover of Immoral Bears" (LiB) Site™
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
Al Franken
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Earth Liberation Front has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL


The Earth Liberation Front (ELF) is a group of hippies who have nothing better to do than to complain about the policies of The Greatest President Ever!

BeliefsEdit

ELF are strict believers in The Church of Algore. These eco-terrorists see housing as the worst of America's offenses and often terrorize developers with explosives and fire. They send raiding parties from their homes in Rivendell to strike at the evil housing developments for Saurmons orcs.

They also hate hummers.

ActivitiesEdit

ELF sees everything representative of American success as a threat to their way of life and targets what they call "threats to Nature" on fire.

MembersEdit

No one really belongs to ELF, since it is run by hippies. However, besides the hippies in charge, it is believed that stoned slackers are also members.


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