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Earth Day is the one day each year when Stephen Colbert is fully committed to conservation due to pressure placed upon him by the global warmtroopers.

Helping outEdit

Do you have a friend who smells terrible? On Earth Day, give the world a break and give your friend some deodorent, and maybe tape some air fresheners to him/her.

Stephen's 2007 Earth DayEdit

Stephen Colbert had a fantastic Earth Day 2007. He woke up to nice big bowl of Kashi cereal, then he replaced the windmills on his solar farm and the solar panels on his windmills. He spent the evening scrubbing otters with Ed Begleys junior and senior.

Other Earth Day 2007 ActivitiesEdit

  • In the South Pacific, heroes aboard the cruise ship Santa Cruz cheered on Stephen's adopted daughter, Stephanie Colburtle the Turtle in the Great Turtle Race

Liberals Idea Of Saving The EarthEdit

Liberals created Earth Day to tell everyone how to save the Earth(even though we all know the world is screwed anyway). Global Warming is a myth created by liberals. We all know the Earth will be destroyed anyway.

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