Earth Attacks:Defeating The Enviro-Menace
is a featured segment of
the Greatest American Television Show--EVER!!!, The Colbert Report.

October 30, 2007Edit




Burning Hollywood is man's job, not nature's

fires eat wood

Don't listen to bears

  • who did he maul to get that hat


run A/C's day and night

drink coke. it's Atlanta, it's the law

  • Atlantis Braves

Man-made island of Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch

Green Dumb AwardEdit

  • Green funeral movement

But not for Dr. Colbert, he wants:

  • formaldehyde and mercury
  • casket rotated by diesel-fuel motor
    • no free ride worms

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