Stephen's Book Club has determined that Earth: The Book is one of the rare books not destroying America and has spared it from the flames.

Earth: The Book is another book written by that pinko commie traitor. John Stewart wrote about ways to hate America Earth on the day when our Alien Overlords decide to invade our backwater planet.

All Hail Xenu!


  • The book is illegal to be sold in any Wal-Mart store.

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