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The lowest known form of life after terrorists and before residents of Idaho's Portugal. A draft dodger is an American who doesn't have enough balls to defend his country, so he runs away to Canadia to avoid being drafted.
Some Un-Ameican individuals try to claim that many of our America's most beloved people--such as President George W. Bush himself--are Draft Dodgers. This is patently false. Such patriotic people could not possibly commit such an act of cowardice and America-hatred. Lucky for us, they still don't know what the fuck is going on. Dumbass cowards. Americans everywhere trust their guts for everything. Its common sense.