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Dr. Peter Agre is a member of "Scientists & Engineers for America" who believes scientists need to come out of the closet. Stephen consented to have him as a guest on The Colbert Report on October 20, 2006, so that he could embrace his homosexuality in an environment of Righteous American Hatred for That Abominable Lifestyle.
Instead, Dr. Agre exploited Stephen's gracious hospitality by co-opting his appearance on The Report by speaking directly to the public. He was thus responsible for the firing of one of the show's producers due to his arrogant abuse of his time in the guest's chair.
What He Brought to The Eagle's NestEdit
Dr. Agre brought a fake, giant coin with him, that he usually ties up with a ribbon to wear around his neck. As tradition dictates, he should have given it to Stephen, but due to his blatant homo-communism, he only allowed Stephen to hold it. He will be going to hell shortly.
Lies He tried to Sneak Past StephenEdit
- Thinks creation science isn't good science.
- Thinks people need to read.
- Is pro-antibiotics, yet calls himself a scientist.
BelievesThinks the attack on science is part of an anti-intellectual movement. But he is wrong, since Stephen feels people like him need wedgies.
- Scientists can't be Christians — Agre himself claims to be part of some cult called Lutheranism.